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We believe that everyone should love burgers. And if they don’t, then we make them. How, you ask? By poorly photoshopping images of burgers into their pictures.
FACT: Burgers are delicious and tasty. They should be the staple of any diet.
FACT: Burgers are not only part a balanced meal, they ARE a balanced meal. They contain each of the four basic food groups. You can look that shit up, homes!
“Too many good burgers aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” – George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America
Well presidente, we plan to change all that!
October 18, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I Love burgers!
October 20, 2007 at 1:01 am
Hot, Juicy Burger!!!
October 22, 2007 at 7:20 pm
looks like burger king…
October 23, 2007 at 7:28 am
hey eddie, SSSH. you trying to get us sued?! actually it is a whopper. it was the first image that we came across that looked good enough. we all knew what it was but were too lazy to go looking for something more generic. let the lawsuits begin.
October 23, 2007 at 3:32 pm
i think burgers are the epitomy of universal foods. historically speaking, burgers are believed to have been introduced by the glophym tribe from the northern region of uranus. as a meteor hit their town of HAM (pronounced “humm”), the neighborly glophyms were having their daily ritualistic outdoor meal of burgs, sauerkraut and lerges. all of a sudden, the flames of the meteor struck the neighbors AND the mouthwatering delicacies, changing not only the way they ate, but also deforming the townsfolks’ appearances. they now look like a cross between alf and norm from “cheers”.